Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving
Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by big hairy men.
